[I forget which friend was the victim of this so let’s just call him Hank] “It was a Catholic wedding so the bride and groom had to kneel at the altar. We’d gotten ahold of Hank’s shoes and painted ‘HELP’ on the sole of the left one and ‘ME’ on the sole of the right one.”
remember the summation part of these stories but this one, I’m drawing a
blank. I’d like to think the joke went
over well but I’m guessing the bride was pissed.