Dating Story #7

“I had a class ring and the girl I was dating wanted it.  I didn’t want to give it to her.  She was pretty insistent so I pretended to drop it and lose it.  While she was looking for it, I slipped it in my shoe.  Then I had to walk her home with the ring in my shoe, so it’s flat on one side.”

I'm being remiss in not posting a photo of the ring.  I have it and it is, indeed, flat on one side.