Dating Story #5

“The Navy sent me to Brazil and when I left home there were two girls at school I was courting.  One of the fellas I bunked with would write love letters for the other guys to sign and send to their girls.  Well, I paid him a couple of bucks to write to my girls but he put the wrong letters in the wrong envelopes!  I heard that they met each other in the hall at school and one said, “I have something for you.” And the other said, “And I have something for YOU.”  Oooooh, I was never so glad to be overseas as I was when that happened!”