Dating Story #4

“Bill set me up on a blind date with this girl and she wasn’t my type but she had her eye on me.  We went out to dinner and she was getting pretty forward and I didn’t know how to damp her down so I decided to order the liver and onions—I figured that would keep her off me.  Well, she goes and orders the liver and onions and says, ‘I’m so glad you ordered first!  I wanted the liver and onions but I thought it might offend you!’  Sheeesh!”